Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.
This always makes me happy.
I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago
the only happy thing on my dash right now
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
All I want in life is to marry a guyrish dancer, have a huge Irish wedding where the first dance is a two hand, and we do ceilis all night. Then, we will go to our successful dance studio afterwards and make up new dance steps for our world champions.
Is that too much to ask?