amewesing:

This is so important

Posted on Jul 31

seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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Posted on Jul 31
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ihaveahutchersonproblem:

I have never reblogged anything faster in my life.

Posted on Jul 31

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

Posted on Jul 31

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Posted on Jul 30
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vitasaws:

Posted on Jul 29
  • during the school year:eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer:idk i think i ate an almond today
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    tinychatting:

    my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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    panatmansam:

    Still think plants are not sentient? They have a different form of consciousness than we do but they are aware of their surroundings. Their senses are different and they exist in a different time dimension but they are most definitely self aware.

    Posted on Jul 29