when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass
I have never reblogged anything faster in my life.
i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone